Indian Mathematics

SSC + HSC + BMS = UNEMPLOYMENT 

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom 

One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 

Sushmita Sen - 2.2 feet = Salman Khan 

Special Effects in Shampoo ads > Special effects in Jurassic park 

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood 

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred relatives 
+ A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film 

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality 
+ own production company = Kajol 

Rona dhona X Bewafai X Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials 

Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO 

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR 

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan 

Atal Bihari - Bad knee = Still our LAST HOPE