Hi, read the following
      

......If you love someone !!! 

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
                  
 

Now the New Versions..... 

Pessimist: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free ... 
If she ever comes back, she's yours, 
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was 


Optimist: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free ... 
Don't worry, she will come back. 


Suspicious: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free ... 
If she ever comes back, ask her why. 


Impatient: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free ... 
If she doesn't comes back within some time 
forget her. 


Patient: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free ... 
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait 
until she comes back .. 


Playful: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free ... 
If she comes back, and if you love her still, 
set her free again, repeat * 


C++ Programmer: 

if(you-love(m_she)) 
m_she.free() 
if(m_she == NULL) 
m_she= new CShe; 


Animal-Rights Activist: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free, 
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 


Lawyers: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free, 
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second 
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly 
states that... 


Bill Gates: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free, 
If she comes back, 
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees 
and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. 


Biologist : 

If you love someone, 
Set her free, 
She'll evolve. 


Statisticians: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free, 
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high 
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. 


Arnold Schwarzenegger's fans: 

If you love someone, 
Set her free, 
SHE'LL BE BACK! 


Over possessive person:

If you love someone 
don't set her free. 


HR specialist:

If you love someone 
set her free by 
Offering her VRS and other benefits 
Then outsource her. 


MBA:

If you love someone 
set her free 
instantaneously 
and look for others simultaneously 


Psychologist:

If you love someone 
set her free 
If she comes back her super ego is dominant 
If she does'nt come back her id is supreme 
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy. 


Somnabulist:

If you love someone 
set her free 
If she comes back it's a nightmare 
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming. 


ERP functional expert:

If you love someone 
set her free 
If she comes back! ! !, map her into your system 
If she does'nt,carry out a gap-fit analysis 


Finance expert:

If you love someone 
set her free 
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans 
If she does'nt, write her off as an asset gone bad. 
 

Marketing Expert:

If you love someone 
set her free 
If she comes back she has brand loyalty 
If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets. 


Shakespeare:

If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.


Religious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, baptize her,
If she doesn't, ask her to go to hell!
                                          
                  
Salesman:

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
 

Insurance agent:

If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!


Physician:

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or 
    the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.


Mathematician:

If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +(cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
                  where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.


Nowadays' style:

If You Love Someone,
Set her free ....
If she Comes Back, She is Yours
If she Doesn't, Hunt Down and Kill her...!!! OR
	PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL MIGRANT...



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 MY OPINION
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If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!